So, I was lao-sai-ing in the toilet just now, while having a
big think, when suddenly I heard this "zzz" sound.
Instinctively I stood up and looked around, expecting to find a bee.
There it was, a fucking
beetle!!!!!
It was zooming around my toilet at high speeds and when it got nearer to the toilet bowl (which I had not flushed because I am scared of insects and I had not finished wiping my butt yet LOL) it
HOVERED on top of my shit and landed on it!!!
DISGUSTING!!!!!After staying there for awhile (me staring at it, contemplating whether to spray hot water on it or not) it flew again and attempted to escape through the little window it flew in from, and knocked into the glass.
I heard a "clink!" sound.
Dumbass.-_-
Then I opened the window wider and it zoomed around the toilet for a few rounds more before finally flying out, successfully this time.
Two things I learn from this incident:
1. Beetles are stupid and blind.
2. The smell of my shit is strong enough to attract insects at least a few metres away from the toilet bowl.
Wtf.
TMI?
:D
